Happy New Year, Memoir Maniacs. It's the first of January, 2005, and it's time for my annual list of things I plan on changing this year. I'm trying to make them simple this year, so I have a better chance of sticking to them.
1: Bite me, Coca-Cola! I've been addicted to your battery acid for too freaking long, and despite my recent purchase of a "Diet Coke" had, pledging my undying devotion to your syrupy product, I will no longer drink the vile bile you've been peddling to me since birth. That's not to say you'll be losing any revenue on me, nind you, as I plan on purchasing lots of Dasani drinking water to fill the void. Got any Dasani hats to sell me?
2: Premiere Fitness, take "me" away! If only you folks had been open today, you would have sold a $3000 treadmill to me. But, you'll have to wait to cha-ching that one up until the 3rd now. I'm turning my Price-Is-Right addiction into a healthy one by resolving to spend the Hour of Fantastic Prizes on a new treadmill everytime I watch.
3: Triple Word "Score!" To keep my brain healthy as well, I've recently purchased both Scrabble Online, and the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary. I hope this will replace other mindless (and possibly blinding) online pursuits.
That's it, three little things. I already attend church on a regular basis, and am comfortable with my spiritual life and I believe the things I've listed will help improve my marriage, not that it's doing badly.
Now the only thing I need to start the year off right is a BOOMER SOONER victory in the Orange Bowl!
I hope all of you have a happy and blessed new year!